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Stranger: are you a polar bear?
You: ho ho no man but I am from russia and I do have polar bear
Stranger: really?! you can have pet polar bears.. sounds illegal
You: What do you mean "illegal"? illegal where?? not in russia, obviously
Stranger: i live in the united states, we cant have pet bears of any kind..
You: Well I've visited USA once and yes, it's a pity you don't have right to have polar bears
You: Actually
You: In russia bears are not just pets
You: like, dunno, cats
Stranger: ,,,,,,
You: We use them for transportation sometimes
Stranger: wtf animal abuse?
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