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Stranger: are you a polar bear?

You: ho ho no man but I am from russia and I do have polar bear

Stranger: really?! you can have pet polar bears.. sounds illegal

You: What do you mean "illegal"? illegal where?? not in russia, obviously

Stranger: i live in the united states, we cant have pet bears of any kind..

You: Well I've visited USA once and yes, it's a pity you don't have right to have polar bears

You: Actually

You: In russia bears are not just pets

You: like, dunno, cats

Stranger: ,,,,,,

You: We use them for transportation sometimes

Stranger: wtf animal abuse?

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